A friend who joked about using the Mulberry Roxanne super large patent tote to parachute off a building because of its sheer size led to a few minutes of deranged picture snapping with me wearing my Topshop oversized tote with patent triangles as a halterneck mini mini dress.  It was also a coincidence that the straps at the side of the bag happened to fit around my bust to fasten at the back.  I knew it would happen but I didn’t know it would be like this.  My obsession with patent triangles which I’ve been lusting after since Gareth Pugh’s more wearable line of attire [1] hit the shops and combined with my love of wearable bags a la Yohji Yamamoto x Mandarina Duck’s [2] bag dress [3] has all culminated and come to head in this moment of madness.  In the name of sanity, do NOT mistake this as an outfit that I’m about to step out in public in as I have indeed still got all of my marbles.  Although.... and excuse the curiosity of the brain... belted around over a tighter dress that covers the butt....hmmmm.... oh dear god....and the madness begins again....   

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