Pretending You’re Gay To Attract Women

Russell Brand attracts women by pretending he is gay.

The controversial comic star - who is famous for his love of the opposite
sex - admits his camp personality can work in his favor when he is trying
to flirt with attractive ladies.

He said: "In spite of appearances, I'm a heterosexual male. Because I'm so
well dressed, people think, 'He must be gay.'

"Look at his haircut, he must be gay. Look how sensitive and vulnerable he
is, he must be gay. That means women feel safe around me. They trust me.
Then bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Another generation. We
continue."

Russell also explained the inspiration behind his unruly backcombed hair.

He added to TV talk show host David Letterman: "My friend Rail says
aliens can communicate messages to us through our hair. So I thought take
that to it's natural conclusion, try to reach out to them a little bit. I've
not received and signals as yet, other than a clear one from humans of, 'Get
your hair cut!' "