Train Wrecks Farts Smell Like Roses
Jessica Simpson says she has a wind problem, but her gas smells like
"roses".
The singer - who will be releasing her debut country album 'Do You Know'
later this year - told stunned fans at her concert in Ontario, Canada, that
she has a unique digestive system.
She said: "I do pass gas a lot. But I guarantee you it smells like roses."
Jessica's country single 'Come On Over' and bid to be accepted in the
specialist industry is already attracting negative reviews from critics.
John Law wrote in the Niagara Falls Review: "It might be unfair calling
Jessica Simpson's recent show a train wreck - at some point, a train knows
where it's going. Jessica is still living in a reality show, convinced
everyone is so fascinated with her personal life, they'd rather hear her
talk than sing.
Referring to former 'Newlyweds' star Jessica's supposed interest in
legendary singer Dusty Springfield, John added: "It's hard to take her
seriously when she declares how much she loves 'Destiny' Springfield, and
then performs a version of 'Son of a Preacher Man'."
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