Jordan aka Katie Price arrives at Heathrow airport from L.A. where she supposedly had a breast reduction. Although her official myspace stated she ended up in the hospital from a fall (note included a small boob-plastic surgery reference). So she fell down the stairs and decided to get smaller boobs?

Those balloons must have been too much.

Dark hair and those fake inflated lips look horrid on Jordan.

Here's the happy couple a year ago this time.

Blond & Busty

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