Paris Hilton may not be ready for motherhood, but adopting a cheetah might be more up her alley.

On a recent trip to South Africa with boyfriend Benji Madden, Paris wanted a cheetah she saw at a local park.

A hotel spy revealed: "Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman's dress, she would ask how much it was.

That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, 'If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?'"

(Gatecrasher)

Meanwhile British designer Alexander McQueen doesn't want 'The Simple Life' star as a
customer when he opens his stylish Los Angeles boutique next month.

McQueen said: "If she comes past the shop, hopefully she will just keep
walking. I don't really covet that sort of thing. I'm not too fond of these
openings, I find them quite superficial.

"The people who wear McQueen wear it because they want to wear it, not

Pompous isn't the word. It's Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton goes on a shopping spree at Marc Jacobs in L.A (03/13/08). She had a bag with her name on it and an initialed ring for her boyfriend.

How romantic. Her sister Nicky opted for Melrose Ave instead (PIC).

Paris Hilton in Maxim Magazine Germany (April 2008).

(More shaman pics)

TMZ:

Her "Guru" that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor.

His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.

BTW, Maxie's MySpace profile quote makes it clear - he's the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, "Burbank can kiss my a**."

2 Myspace screenshots:

Paris Hilton is seen out with a Shaman who is showing her a book titled 'The Path to the Painted Shaman' in Los Angeles, Ca (03/01/08).

How refreshing.