The Longest January Ever

>>Speaking of distinction on the high street, I'm convinced Topshop are out to bankrupt me right in the thick of what is going to be a very long long January with the way Christmas has fallen this year....
Designer collaboration collections from (and I feel like I can't breathe as I read the names out)..... Jonathan Saunders, Marios Schwab, Christopher Kane, Louise Goldin, Todd Lynn and Richard Nicoll are set to hit stores from mid-January to end of January.  Oh dear lord.... why THOSE particular slew of designers ALL in one go...?  Why couldn't Topshop New Generation sponsor less likeable designers?  Actually daft question seeing as those British Fashion Council peeps are ever so discerning (their picks for next season are blinding...!)
Here's looking to night shifts at McDonalds to fund all of this then....